damnafricawhathappened:

When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles

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did-you-kno:

There’s a giant cloud in the constellation Aquila that contains enough alcohol to give every person on Earth 300,000 pints of beer for a billion years. Once we’re able to travel 10,000 light years away, that will be one heck of a beer run.  Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a giant cloud in the constellation Aquila that contains enough alcohol to give every person on Earth 300,000 pints of beer for a billion years. Once we’re able to travel 10,000 light years away, that will be one heck of a beer run. Source



did-you-kno:

Koala bears have you fooled. They aren’t even bears. Their fingerprints are so similar to humans’ that it’s hard to tell them apart. Oh, and a lot of them have chlamydia. WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING??  Source

did-you-kno:

Koala bears have you fooled. They aren’t even bears. Their fingerprints are so similar to humans’ that it’s hard to tell them apart. Oh, and a lot of them have chlamydia. WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?? Source



1innea:

kittenesque:

pr1nceshawn:

Husbands can be incredibly helpful.

That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!

Husbands are incredibly useless



apokelypse:

leowithani:

apokelypse:

a human year = 7 dog years

a dog is a man’s best friend

7 is God’s favorite number

dog is God backwards

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This is a useless coincidence. 

so was your birth



meatbicyclevevo:

FEDORA TRICKS







gaydicks666:

gaydicks666:

tbh lets bring back “random” humor

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you know what never mind