When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles
There’s a giant cloud in the constellation Aquila that contains enough alcohol to give every person on Earth 300,000 pints of beer for a billion years. Once we’re able to travel 10,000 light years away, that will be one heck of a beer run. Source
Koala bears have you fooled. They aren’t even bears. Their fingerprints are so similar to humans’ that it’s hard to tell them apart. Oh, and a lot of them have chlamydia. WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING?? Source
Husbands can be incredibly helpful.
That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!
Husbands are incredibly useless
a human year = 7 dog years
a dog is a man’s best friend
7 is God’s favorite number
dog is God backwards
This is a useless coincidence.
so was your birth